$250 Cable Bill Justified With Exclusive Access To Channels You Can't Get Anywhere Else Like This Fuzzy One

[sound of static chaos]

An Open Letter To The Self Checkout Machine

%&#^$*

Trust Fund Kid From Down The Street Figures It About Time To Climb Everest

"It's my duty as a rich person"

Woman With Cat Profile Pic In Online Town Forum Intentionally Stirs The Pot By Repeatedly Making Posts Snippy

Meow

Bar Gives Out Empty Straw Wrappers To Crumple Up Into Little Balls While You Wait For Meal

“I’m A Bit Of A Chef Myself” Says Friend Who Considers Microwaved Pizza Rolls A Delicacy

5-stars

Deli Making You Pronounce Stupid Sounding Name Of Sandwich Must Be On A Power Trip

Dive Bar Laminates Menus, Now Considered "High Class"

This place must be rich

Town's First Sign Of Change Of The Seasons Signaled By Resident Cracking Open First "Spring" Beer On Front Porch

Who needs Punxsutawney when we have Bill?

The Stunning Anatomy Of A Granola Bar

Unfortunately, it sucks

Introducing The Jeanzie

The Beer Holder For The Skier In Jeans

Irish Ancestral Past Somehow Linked To Giant Green Top Hat

It Must Factor In Somehow...?