Extra Beer Ticket Found Abandoned On Floor Of Bar In Good Hands Now

[ahhh angelic music plays]

Pickup Truck 4 Sale For The Love Of God Buy It NOW

Why Do I Keep Getting Woken Up At 5AM For This Shit?

Did they just start a podcast?

You're Invited! Please Join Us At Town Hall As We Induct The Pothole On Main Street As A Historic Artifact!

Can't fix history!

The Longest Bar Napkin Pick Up Line You'll Ever Read

When will it end?

Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos Prepped By Your Buddy Jeff

The best half-cooked nachos around!

Who The F*ck Needs A Coaster When You Have This?

A pop up coaster for emergencies