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Beagle Mix Wanted For Early Morning Armed Robbery Of Pet Store At Vacuum Point
Apr 15, 2024

Beagle Mix Wanted For Early Morning Armed Robbery Of Pet Store At Vacuum Point

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Plastic Lawn Flamingo Comes To Life Like Pinocchio, Has Hots For Pool Tube
Apr 13, 2024

Plastic Lawn Flamingo Comes To Life Like Pinocchio, Has Hots For Pool Tube

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Man's Toupee Flies Away In Storm Now In The Lord's Hands
Apr 12, 2024

Man's Toupee Flies Away In Storm Now In The Lord's Hands

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Red Carpet Magically Appears In Front Of Woman's House After Video Goes Viral
Apr 11, 2024

Red Carpet Magically Appears In Front Of Woman's House After Video Goes Viral

Step aside

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Hermit Crab Dreams Of Getting Out Of This "Little One Horse Town" To Be Basketball Star
Apr 10, 2024

Hermit Crab Dreams Of Getting Out Of This "Little One Horse Town" To Be Basketball Star

"Once I master this free throw"

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Scientist Reminds Residents Not To Scare Off Blimp Flying Over Town By Watching "Quietly And From Afar"
Apr 09, 2024

Scientist Reminds Residents Not To Scare Off Blimp Flying Over Town By Watching "Quietly And From Afar"

There it goes

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Wrong Button On Recliner Ejects Man Out Of House Like Fighter Pilot Into Passenger Seat Of Convertible
Apr 08, 2024

Wrong Button On Recliner Ejects Man Out Of House Like Fighter Pilot Into Passenger Seat Of Convertible

Woah

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Fun Parking Cones At Ice Cream Shop Made Out Of Real Waffle Attacked Immediately By Mouse Trio
Apr 07, 2024

Fun Parking Cones At Ice Cream Shop Made Out Of Real Waffle Attacked Immediately By Mouse Trio

"Get the cones and get out boys!"

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Turkey Sittin' Around Town Just Itchin' To Get In A Scrap
Apr 06, 2024

Turkey Sittin' Around Town Just Itchin' To Get In A Scrap

Hey I don't want any trouble

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Windshield Wipers Swiping To Beat Of La Bamba
Apr 04, 2024

Windshield Wipers Swiping To Beat Of La Bamba

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Lady Opens Umbrella During Nor'easter, Blows Away Like Mary Poppins
Apr 03, 2024

Lady Opens Umbrella During Nor'easter, Blows Away Like Mary Poppins

Woa, Rad!

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Part Of Town Where Toxic Sludge Dumped Marked As "Oopsy" Area
Apr 02, 2024

Part Of Town Where Toxic Sludge Dumped Marked As "Oopsy" Area

Woopsy!

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
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