Wrong Button On Recliner Ejects Man Out Of House Like Fighter Pilot Into Passenger Seat Of Convertible

In the second coolest thing that’s ever happened in town, Jerry Murphy pressed the wrong button on the remote for his recliner and ejected out of the chair like a fighter pilot abandoning a plane. He went straight through his popcorn ceiling and landed in the passenger seat of a convertible down on Main street.

The convertible driver, semi-retired former baseball coach Pat Waters, said “I was just giving a thumbs up to townspeople while showing off my car as I sped up through the common when the man came flying out of the sky like a foul ball and landed right in my passenger seat saying ‘what the fuck just happened?’”

The seller of the chair, Wanda Barnaby, said “he was probably using it wrong” as debris continued to litter the floor of Jerry’s living room and she reviewed the user’s manual on the chair she sold Jerry last month.