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Red Carpet Magically Appears In Front Of Woman's House After Video Goes Viral

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Photos allowed 24/7 only.

A red carpet magically rolled out in front of Amelia Tallahassee’s house after a video she posted online of her eating spaghetti with a cat face filter applied got a whopping 37 trillion views.

“I looked outside and it was just there! I’m still the same old me even though I’m famous now. But even with my celeb status I’m not the kind to let it go to my head,” said Amelia as she had an electrician install a spotlight above the red carpet to provide “good lighting for any paparazzi that might be hiding in the shrubs.”

When the electrician yelled down from a ladder “what the fuck you talkin’ about lady?” Amelia was quick to reply “the paparazzi will find a way they always do” even though zero photographers have been spotted in the area.

Amelia paid the electrician by giving him an autograph to which he responded “what the hell is this? Cash only!” apparently unaware of the star’s new high status. “He must not recognize me without the cat filter on” said Amelia as she brushed off the electrician’s brash statements.

Amelia’s hired publicity agent announced photos are only allowed 24 hours a day and that the red carpet is for her use only and guests should walk around the carpet and float up the stairs without touching the actual carpet when coming to her house. With the exception of Ted Brisket who went viral for surfing on a lunch tray while wearing a banana costume.

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