Fun Parking Cones At Ice Cream Shop Made Out Of Real Waffle Attacked Immediately By Mouse Trio

Marsha Jones, owner of the ice cream shop Skippies, recently put jumbo waffle cones in the shop’s parking lot with little “park here” signs on them for customers, despite repeated expressed concerns from employees that plastic parking cones would probably be more effective.

“It’s supposed to be a fun twist on parking cones, you know, for ice cream.” said Marsha as she prepared to debut the new cones for her Sunday clientele. “They really add pizazz to the place.”

As Marsha was about to go out and take a picture of the cones for the local newspaper, she looked out the shop window just in time to see a mouse trio lifting the cones straight from the parking lot leaving a trail of crumbs in their wake.

An ice cream shop customer also witnessed the cone caper and swore he would’ve went and told Marsha it was happening but was afraid of moving and dropping his Rocky Road cone, plus it was “really entertaining” in his words.

“I was enjoying my Rocky Road when Marsha came and placed the cones outside—which seemed like a bad idea but anyway—within milliseconds of her leaving, a mouse trio showed up with a head mouse going by the name Jasper instructing the other two mice to ‘pick up the fucking cones like I said and hit the gas boys!’”

The customer also said he flashed his car’s high beams a few times at the mice to try to scare them off but it seemed to help the mice organize the caper better.