Beagle Mix Wanted For Early Morning Armed Robbery Of Pet Store At Vacuum Point

Early Monday morning, a Beagle mix, as seen in this surveillance video, attempted to hold up the pet store Good Boys with an assortment of vacuum cleaners.

“Vacuums are my number one fear. The culprit had to be familiar with me to know I’m scared shitless of dust busters,” said the owner of the pet store, Walter, as he chewed on a lamb chop squeaky toy to “calm his nerves.”

The surveillance video shows the culprit walking in with a dust buster and two floor vacuums before saying “who’s the good boy now Walter!?” like he was in an Arnold Schwarzenegger blockbuster before using the dust buster as an intimidation device while vacuuming up some dog cookies off the shelves.

It appears the culprit’s motives may be personal as nothing else was lifted from the store except for the cookies and Walter’s Employee of the Month plaque.

Walter appeared rattled but otherwise in good spirits as he attempted to rebuild his life after the early morning caper.