You're Invited! Please Join Us At Town Hall As We Induct The Pothole On Main Street As A Historic Artifact!

Join us this Friday morning at Town Hall as we officially induct the pothole on Main street as a historic artifact! This is an exciting occasion as the pothole’s been a part of our town since 1987. Many, if not most, of the residents have asked “why the fuck hasn’t it been fixed yet?” and at this point we had to ask ourselves if it was morally just to plaster over one of our town’s most historic points of significance. Plus after we saw the cost in the repairs, it was clear we had a moral duty to protect this pothole, so new and old residents alike remember the history that is our town. Filling this pothole would endanger erasing dozens, if not hundreds, of memories residents have of popping their tires while yelling “what the fuck!” as they drove over this mere “speedbump” in the road as we call it.

So come on down and get excited as Tina is! And if you pop your tire on the way just remember you’re lucky to be part of our town’s sweet history!