Trust Fund Kid From Down The Street Figures It About Time To Climb Everest

Over a beer at the bar last night, the only trust fund kid in town, Robert, decided that “it was about time to climb Everest.” Apparently, most people who have millions laying around climb the mountain for the hell of it once they feel like spending the money.

Robert talked about how he was probably the only one qualified to do it in town since he lived in the hilliest area that is “practically Everest itself” even though the hill is only about a 50 foot incline, and he also made it clear he was the only multi-millionaire that could fund such a trip.

He rambled on about “finally bringing some prestige to this place” and vowed to “put the town on the map” as he did a squat while holding a billiard stick. He then threw a dart at the dartboard saying “just like the bullseye I’ll do what I say.” The dart wildly missed the board shattering a bar window which he replied “no big deal I’ll just buy the bar” at which point he forgot about his Everest attempt.