Dive Bar Laminates Menus, Now Considered "High Class"

I went into Buckets Dive Bar late Thursday night and asked for one of their menus, like I usually do, and noticed the paper menus had been laminated, seemingly overnight. When did Buckets become high class?

I looked around and everything else still seemed the same; the carpet still smelled of old beer, my favorite bar pizza The Trashcan was still on the menu and Pete, the regular, was still passed out on top of the pool table.

Buckets must have run into some type of money to be able to pull off something as rich as laminating the menus.