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Mini Golfer Who Entered Artificial 2-Inch Rapids To Retrieve Ball Now Has Blue Legs
Jul 06, 2024

Mini Golfer Who Entered Artificial 2-Inch Rapids To Retrieve Ball Now Has Blue Legs

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Fisherman's Story Goes From Reeling In Small Flounder To Sea Monster After 1 Beer
Jul 05, 2024

Fisherman's Story Goes From Reeling In Small Flounder To Sea Monster After 1 Beer

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Sea Gull About To Wreak Absolute Havoc On Beach Goer Who Bought French Fry
Jul 03, 2024

Sea Gull About To Wreak Absolute Havoc On Beach Goer Who Bought French Fry

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Town Budget Blown Up In 5-Minute Firework Display
Jul 02, 2024

Town Budget Blown Up In 5-Minute Firework Display

2-years worth in 10 minutes

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Guy On Boogie Board Making Big Effort To Fit In With Cool Surfers At Beach
Jun 29, 2024

Guy On Boogie Board Making Big Effort To Fit In With Cool Surfers At Beach

It's practically the same thing...

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Resident Uptown Attempting To Charge $20 For Parking To Pop Up Beach After Opening Fire Hydrant
Jun 21, 2024

Resident Uptown Attempting To Charge $20 For Parking To Pop Up Beach After Opening Fire Hydrant

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Hot Dog Jumps Off Grill After "Butt" Lights On Fire
Jun 17, 2024

Hot Dog Jumps Off Grill After "Butt" Lights On Fire

Yowza!

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Yard-Saler Holding Firm That Miscellaneous Button Will Be $50
Jun 12, 2024

Yard-Saler Holding Firm That Miscellaneous Button Will Be $50

Read the sign!

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
"What Is It Dipped In 14K Gold?" Says Diner After Asking Market Price On Lobster Roll
Jun 08, 2024

"What Is It Dipped In 14K Gold?" Says Diner After Asking Market Price On Lobster Roll

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Popcorn Bucket At Movie Theater Now Just 100% Butter Sticks
Jun 06, 2024

Popcorn Bucket At Movie Theater Now Just 100% Butter Sticks

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Drunk Man Outside Dive Bar Dinging Giant Decorative Bell Yelling "Come And Get Me!" For 5 Hours Now
May 29, 2024

Drunk Man Outside Dive Bar Dinging Giant Decorative Bell Yelling "Come And Get Me!" For 5 Hours Now

Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre
Boat Captain Reels In Piece Of Fried Shrimp With 2-For-1 Fisherman's Platter Promo
May 25, 2024

Boat Captain Reels In Piece Of Fried Shrimp With 2-For-1 Fisherman's Platter Promo

Plus Free Chowder Cup

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Brisa Sylvestre
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