"What Is It Dipped In 14K Gold?" Says Diner After Asking Market Price On Lobster Roll

Chuck, a local lobster down at the Main Street Cafe, was spared his life after a fussy diner complained about the crustacean’s pricing of the house lobster roll.

“What a miracle,” said Chuck as he swiped sweat beads off his lobster brows. “I thought for sure I was a goner until the diner piped up and questioned my pricing by saying “what the fuck is this thing dipped in - 14k gold?” continued Chuck as he was raised out of a steaming pot.

“Once the ballsy diner called bullshit the server lost his footing and said “let me check with the manager” which is the first time he questioned market price” raved Chuck skidaddled across the counter with half baked legs.

Once the server answered the lobster was in fact not dipped in 14k gold and was just made of regular shell, the diner flipped over the table saying “you almost got me!” The lobster was then placed back in his tank after the server looked him directly in the eyes and said “you’ll pay for this!”