Guy On Boogie Board Making Big Effort To Fit In With Cool Surfers At Beach

Friday morning a boogie boarder made a big effort to fit in with the surfing crowd at Crab Hollow Beach.

"He came over to us and said ‘ahh yeah I left my surfing board at home now I gotta use this dumb thing, you know how it is’ and laughed,” said a surfer as he attempted to shoo away the boogie boarder “but it was obvious that this is probably what he’s used to riding the waves with.”

The boogie boarder was seen crushing beers in between waves and would then run back to the waterline so he didn’t miss “an incoming swell".

Once in the water, he would slowly drift into the small group of surfers where he then taunted the surfer gang saying things like “why don’t you sit back and let me show you how it’s done” and “my grandma can ride a wave better than you!”

“It was a little aggravating as more than once, I stood up on my board only to be knocked over when the boogie boarder rode a wave in behind me but had no control over his ride” said a surfer as he unclasped his surf board from his wrist and chucked it in the sand.

“I just can’t be involved with this show of bravado anymore,” complained another surfer who attempted to toss the man’s boogie board into a dumpster while he was off trying to talk shit to a sea gull for “getting in the way on his last ride.”