Mini Golfer Who Entered Artificial 2-Inch Rapids To Retrieve Ball Now Has Blue Legs

Putter’s Delight Mini Golf Course — “What is this Willy Wonka Land?” said a frustrated mini golfer as he attempted to scrub off blue dye after entering one of the mini golf course’s artificial pools to retrieve a ball. “For chrissakes I’m on a date!” he rambled on as if it was the golf course’s fault for hitting his ball directly into the decorative rapids.

“Come fix my blue legs!” yelled the golfer to no one in particular as he lay defeated on an artificial turf hillside next to the bubbling rapids as he examined his shoes and socks which were also dyed blue when he entered the artificial rapids.

The golfer’s date was nowhere in sight and presumably left when the golfer first entered the rapids.