Hot Dog Jumps Off Grill After "Butt" Lights On Fire

PATIO — Monday afternoon, a hot dog right up and skidaddled off a hot grill after one of the ball park dog’s butt cheeks lit aflame.

“Does this guy know how to grill or what!” yelled the hot dog who was now floating on a tube dousing his scorched buns in the cool water of a pool.

The griller, who did not want to be identified, attempted to corral the hot dog out of the pool saying “what the hell just happened?”