Woman Who Was Given An “I Voted!” Sticker Announces Press Tour Across Town

ACROSS TOWN — Local resident, Donna Sanders, announced a press tour across town after receiving an “I Voted” sticker by town officials.

“I’ve got a dozen or so establishments on my list today,” said Donna as she pressed the sticker on trying to iron out a crinkle “the town entrusted me with this sticker and I’m going to represent” continued Donna unaware that hundreds, if not thousands, also received the same sticker.

By 10:00 a.m. Donna had already made appearances in the deli line at the grocery store, the coffee shop during rush hour, and a gas station detailing each visit on her social media story announcing that she would be at the lumber store in the next 15 minutes.

“Donna stood in here and greeted each customer walking in like she was running for office, I assumed she was. She’s not?” said lumber store worker Pete who was confused as to what the hell Donna was doing but proceeded to wave goodbye to Donna like she was the first lady. 

Another resident who was also wearing an “I Voted!” sticker tried to hop into one of Donna’s livestream social media videos at the post office but was slowly shoved away as Donna said “outta here!”

Donna made 10 more appearances in the grocery store before hopping into her Elantra like it was a tour bus yelling “I have 17 more stops on my sticker tour to reach before sundown outta my way!” to another customer who was just trying to buy bananas and got caught up in one of Donna’s livestream videos.

By 2:00 p.m., Donna was seen walking her golden labradoodle around the center of town who was also wearing an “I Voted!” sticker before holding up a sign that read “Honk if you see me.”

Donna planned to wrap up her press tour at a bar until the bartender asked “if you’re not getting a beer then get the hell out,” which cut her stop there short by 25 minutes.

Donna would like residents to know if you missed the tour you can visit her social media page for coverage.