Woman Puts On Fall Flannel, Instantly Teleports To Pumpkin Patch

FALL FLANNEL — At 3:03 p.m., local resident Debra Chase was teleported to a pumpkin patch immediately after donning a fall plaid flannel button-down.

“I can’t believe it,” said Debra as she dumped corn out of her boots after landing in the middle of a corn maze, “I haven’t worn the shirt in 20 years I was shocked it still fit,” she continued as she turned to a scarecrow saying “here hold my purse for a second will ya?” completely unfazed that she just poofed into thin air and traveled across town.

Debra quickly wandered into the pick-your-own section of the pumpkin patch still not questioning how she got there and was seen tapping her shoes together saying “take me home now!” as she attempted to leave the patch with a lot of jack-o-lanterns skipping the checkout line.