I Just Sang A Karaoke Song And Now I Run This Bar

It’s Saturday night and I just got up to the mic to sing the same tune I sing every week - an obscure hit from a 1983 TV commercial. Looks like I’m the only one with the crooning chops in this place that can carry a melody. Now, I’d like to kick back and enjoy my beer in peace at the high top in the corner if you don’t mind. The one that’s next to the dartboard. Right over here, follow my voice. Please don’t rush the table all at once. I signed a stack of bar napkins on the counter to hand out to the fans.

Hey, wait a second, who’s the chump that’s signing his name up to sing that looks like a member of Aerosmith? I'm supposed to be the only rockstar in here dammit! AND he just used my autographed napkin as a coaster!?

BRB I gotta go unplug the mic, keep handing out the napkins in the meantime.