"It'll Probably Definitely Be A Theme Park" Says Resident On Empty Lot Being Developed That's 20 Feet Wide

CONSTRUCTION ZONE - An empty lot that’s been an empty lot since 1993 has been causing a stir lately as a bulldozer was seen cruising around the area.

The second residents saw a construction fence pop up, the speculations began on what exactly was being built in the lot.

“I think it’ll probably be a football stadium,” says resident Tina Chap even though the lot is only 30 feet wide. “They haven’t said much, which makes me believe it’s gonna be something legendary,” continued Tina as the construction crew measured the length and corrected that it was only 20 feet wide.

Another resident, Chris Pop, says otherwise. Chris believes “it will definitely be a theme park like Coney Island,” even though the construction crew struggled to fit a measuring tape into the area. “I’ve always wanted a ferris wheel down the street,” continued Chris as he started taking his prediction as fact.

Chris was then seen attempting to open a cotton candy tent in front of the construction zone saying “I plan on getting a vendor tent in here early before the theme park’s built, you know before things get competitive in the area,” as a bulldozer drove by accidentally taking out the cotton candy tent with the driver yelling “what the hell is this doing here?”